Laid-back Lifestylers Prints

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'No sweat shop'

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Self-Isolatteion

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

"Love them rays, Chief."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Summer Road Work

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

'Doing?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."