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"Just because I'm broke doesn't mean I should get a job."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

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Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Summer Road Work

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"