Laid-back Lifer Pillows

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'No sweat shop'

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Come in here if you don't like....

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"Sloth!"

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'