Laid-back Achiever Pillows

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

'No sweat shop'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."