Relaxed Achiever Pillows

Review game plan, get money, get power, get beautiful women, pretend there was no plan....

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Succeed.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

You are more than your job description.

Segway Workout

"My career was on the launching pad."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'