Lager Lovers Gifts

"There's food in the freezer, I'm off with mum to Spain for a fortnight."

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Snowmobull

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Santa does a keg stand.

'Man...You age great!'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Beer Order

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Bottle Distillery

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

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