Lady Golfer Mugs

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

The Golfer Gardener

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Using Science In Fashion Design

Revenge pawn

"My kind of course."

Golfing Romance

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

Celebrity Gold

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

The 19th hole

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Golf mole