Lady Golfer T-Shirts

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

The Golfer Gardener

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"My kind of course."

Using Science In Fashion Design

Revenge pawn

Golfing Romance

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

Celebrity Gold

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

Tired of Bill's frequent golf outings, Vera performs an ancient Mayan rain dance.

The 19th hole

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.