Ladder Inspector Gifts

'This ladder is rotten!'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

The Top of the Mountain.

Ice Cream.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

The Ladder

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Climbing into the bathtub

Safety First.

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

'Weeeeeeee!!'

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

Warning Slippery Floor

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Pole Vault (Man running up with a ladder).

'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.