Laboratory Animals Pillows

Cats make lousy lab pets.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The life of penguins.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"