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"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I'll take this one."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Dog Training.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

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"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"