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"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"I'll take this one."

'Follow that cab!'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

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Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.