Labor Studies Gifts

Temp Agency - Foreign Sweatshops now hiring!

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Congratulations Strike Over!

Pandora's boxes

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Catch this!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Hillary Clinton

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"