Labor Rights Supporters Pillows

Telekinetics on strike...

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Wage Slavery

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Pennybags Monster

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

John Prescott

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'The union card does it every time.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

USA Slavery

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

But I Can't Afford to Accept Economic Reality!

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs