Labor Rights Advocates Pillows

Week three, things started to get ugly.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"I'm all for it so long as it doesn't effect my overtime."

Protestors

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Telekinetics on strike...

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Our Rights

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

"But it will never get better if you picket"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Member of two trade unions

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

Wildcat Strike.

'The union card does it every time.'