Labor Rights Supporters Mugs

Telekinetics on strike...

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Jack in the box on strike.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

The struggle for a decent payment.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

Member of two trade unions

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

John Prescott

'The union card does it every time.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

USA Slavery

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'Why do you want the union! I've never needed it, and I'm doing just fine!'

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs