Union Rights Supporter Pillows

'Holiday's over! Everyone back to work!'

The International and May Day Terrorism

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

It's a dogs life

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Congratulations Strike Over!

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Telekinetics on strike...

Someday

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Labor-Management Non-Relations

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

"Listen up!!... new health care guidelines now cover pre-existing conditions... ...we're looking at layoffs people!"

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'