Worker Rights Supporter Pillows

"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions, and what the point of membership was..."

Food stamps: 'The boss said we didn't need a union, he'd take care of our retirement.'

Old organizers never die: 'If anyone ever needed a union - it's you caretakers!'

Critical moment in life: UNIONS.

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

Labor abuse

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

USA Slavery

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'Holiday's over! Everyone back to work!'

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"