Worker Rights Enthusiast Pillows

All social workers are equal, some just get paid a lot more than others.

Ten Reasons We're Against Unions!

International Workers' Day

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Sick

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'

Equity Table Dance Club

Labor abuse

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

USA Slavery

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'