Workers' Rights Champion Pillows

"We need a union!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'The union card does it every time.'

Equity Table Dance Club

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

Labor abuse

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"