Labor Relations Fan Gifts

The Greatest Resignation

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

TTIP

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"And just who are you pointing that gun at, Mr. Imperialist Warmonger?!"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

Zelensky at UN

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

Transparency and big business.

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

USA Slavery

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'