Labor Relations Fan Gifts

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

TTIP

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"And just who are you pointing that gun at, Mr. Imperialist Warmonger?!"

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Zelensky at UN

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

Transparency and big business.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

USA Slavery

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'