Labor Relations Enthusiast Gifts

Cheez-Wiz-Eating Surrender Monkeys

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

Would a 'red agitator' like to have lunch with a 'robber baron'?

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Labor Day '19

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"Nice and simple. The way a family leave policy should be."

Transparency and big business.

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Unison plans strikes

USA Slavery

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."