Labor Relations Enthusiast Gifts

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

Would a 'red agitator' like to have lunch with a 'robber baron'?

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Labor Day '19

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

Transparency and big business.

"Nice and simple. The way a family leave policy should be."

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

USA Slavery

Unison plans strikes

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"If the men go on strike, we'll run the plant ourselves. Somewhere find out where it is."