Labor Peer Gifts

Joe Gormley

"Women Supporting Women!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Time Clock

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

NDAs for non VIPs

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

None O' Your Larks

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Workers' Rights

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."