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'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"My homework ate my dog."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Simply put.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

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