L-plate Legend T-Shirts

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Please don't kill me."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class."

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Tapas

"Kids Menu Square"

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

N.Y Landmark.

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

Sunny side up eggs

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

(No caption. Signs read the following: Pizza. Pizza By The Slice. Pizza Cut Up Into Tiny Bites.)

Auto license plates describing states of mind.

'Dunno. It lacks something.'

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."