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"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"Now that's a win."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

'You better have a hunting license.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

'Son, your grandfather was the first lawyer on this case and some day it will be your case.'

Microsoft Software Detector Van

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

Lawyer to other: 'If you ask me, whiplash cases are a pain in the neck.'

'Here's your license!'

Lake monster? No, I'm just taking a bath!

'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'

Mermaid

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse. I suggest you read my book on law that's in the prison library."

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'Sir Galahad returns'

'Madame, I an clearly see that your cat is a dog. You'll have to pay the $25.'