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'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'You better have a hunting license.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"Says WHO?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

'He's always had a problem with authority.'

'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

Do not abuse the Lawn

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'