License Challenger Prints

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

'You better have a hunting license.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

When a nanosecond is forever.

Know Know

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"Says WHO?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"This wine is pretty bold, Johnson. Are we having a problem with authority?"

"They're infantilizing us!"

'He's always had a problem with authority.'

Warning.

'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'

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