L-plate Legend Prints

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Please don't kill me."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

"Well, I didn't get the job, but my resume got an A in creative writing class."

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Tapas

"Kids Menu Square"

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

N.Y Landmark.

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

Sunny side up eggs

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

License Plates

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

Auto license plates describing states of mind.

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

Ten Pin Revenge.