Kvetchers Prints

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leslie Caron.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'How was your holiday?'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Schrodinger's kittens

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.