Kvetchers Pillows

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'How was your holiday?'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Schrodinger's kittens

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat