Quantum Quirkster Prints

Schrodinger's kittens

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

"Your Uncle Schrodinger has sent you another cat, the exact state of which cannot be determined until you open the box on Christmas Day..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'