Quantum Quirkster Mugs

Schrodinger's kittens

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

"Your Uncle Schrodinger has sent you another cat, the exact state of which cannot be determined until you open the box on Christmas Day..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Stephen Hawking

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Time Travel Research Lab

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.