Quantum Quirk Mugs

Mathematician determines that his partner doesn't exist.

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Schrodinger's kittens

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Mash-test Dummies.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Dirty Old Man

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"We quantum physicists put a little extra bounce in our step, and hey, you never know!"

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Scientist feels down back of sofa, saying: 'I think I've found the Higgs boson!'

"Galaxies, particles, rays, waves...I've never actually seen anything I'm really interested in."

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

"Your Uncle Schrodinger has sent you another cat, the exact state of which cannot be determined until you open the box on Christmas Day..."