Korean Cuisine Pillows

Korean Restaurant.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Jewish Geometry

"The bagels are better in New York."

The Perfect Foil

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"How's the salmon?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"We succumbed to your hype."

'How was the squid?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'You made me jump.'

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

A London gent abroad

"Say it with Pierogies"