Korean Cuisine Pillows

Korean Restaurant.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Jewish Geometry

"How's the salmon?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The Perfect Foil

"The bagels are better in New York."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We succumbed to your hype."

'How was the squid?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Sausages!

A London gent abroad

'You made me jump.'

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.