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'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I love these off-site business meetings."