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'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.