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'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

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'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"Turns out the major export of Christmas Island isn't Christmas presents."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'How was school today?', 'Too much information!'

Learning.

Going to school

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Computer Expert

Blue Stockings

"I am not asking for directions."

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Better times ahead.

"Life after death"

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'