Knowledge Navigator Prints

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

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'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Tonight: Lecture on 4th Dimensional Physics and Ontological Topology. Buy Tickets Here. Sorry, fellas, but I'm going to have to see some IQ.

"Turns out the major export of Christmas Island isn't Christmas presents."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'How was school today?', 'Too much information!'

Learning.

Going to school

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Computer Expert

Blue Stockings

Between Offices

"I am not asking for directions."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Better times ahead.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"Life after death"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'