Know-it-all Vibes T-Shirts

"Honey, Quick! Look At These Idiots Living Without My Opinion!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Home Working

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'Tonight's real is estate news is very discouraging. Viewer discretion is advised.'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

"Every time he's right, he does that."

The 'relaxing at home ' outfit.

'Cleverclogs here has all the answers but never the right ones!'

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'When is the world going to realize that we know everything?!'

"All the latest scientific research seems to indicate that I'm right about everything."

'You should've called first - given me a chance to not be home.'

'I don't need them. My wife knows everything.'

"That just shows how little you know."

'Dear Auntie, thanks for the set of encyclopedias...'

'We have no use for an encylopedia in this house. My husband thinks he knows everything.'

Society of Optimists

'Consulting services: know-it-alls wanted"