Knotweed Conqueror Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their garden space or relaxation time with pillows that cheer on the relentless spirit of knotweed conquerors—bright, witty, and full of garden pride.

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"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE." mockup

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

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'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!' mockup

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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Second lifeReal life.

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often." mockup

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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Just call me Picasso!

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The Devil's in the detail!

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Tangled Earphones Support Group.

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'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.' mockup

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

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"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time." mockup

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

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'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.' mockup

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

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"Stop staring"

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Painter's Duel.

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"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement." mockup

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

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Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv. mockup

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

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"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression." mockup

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

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"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle" mockup

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

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'My right brain isn't working.'

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"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running." mockup

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

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' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.' mockup

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

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Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas. mockup

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

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"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on." mockup

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

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"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!" mockup

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

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"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!" mockup

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

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You finished Netflix

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"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!" mockup

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

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"Damn the Germans got here first!" mockup

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

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'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.' mockup

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

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'The mARTyr'

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'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.' mockup

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

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Abstract painter

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'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.' mockup

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

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"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?" mockup

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

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Knotweed Conqueror Pillows Collection

Knotweed Conqueror Mugs

Explore our collection of knotweed conqueror mugs, perfect for garden heroes who love a good laugh and a touch of inspiration with their morning brew.

Knotweed Conqueror Prints

Decorate any gardening space with prints that honor the relentless spirit of knotweed conquerors, inspiring every gardener to keep going.

Knotweed Conqueror T-Shirts

Browse our knotweed conqueror t-shirts, designed for those who take pride in their gardening battles and want to wear their victory with humor and style.