Knitting In Unusual Places Gifts

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Crotchet

Silver Surfer.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Woman knitting a washing line.

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Knitted Kitty.