Knitting Humorist Pillows

The Wool Shop - "Give me all your balaclavas!"

'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

North Korean women knitting a nuclear bomb while singing patriotic songs.

"She's finished the jumper so she's started on a Boeing 707."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The rocket powered skiier

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Rude Snowpeople

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You'll grow into it!'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'