Laugh Out Loud Knitter Pillows

'You'll grow into it!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

Cross-country knitting.

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"You sure you've done this before."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Are we aging in place?"

'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

TV Knitting

The Wool Shop - "Give me all your balaclavas!"

North Korean women knitting a nuclear bomb while singing patriotic songs.

Knitting pretty

"She's finished the jumper so she's started on a Boeing 707."

'Pint of 'Binge' please Guv'nor.'

'The guy before me was so bad the audience were still booing all the time I was on!'

'Damn - I was knitting this scarf for him...'