Knit And Purl Pro Gifts

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'How to speak Woman.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Re-home Sweet Home

Watch out for number one.