Knit And Purl Pro Mugs

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Stitch one, pearl one...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'How to speak Woman.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Re-home Sweet Home

Watch out for number one.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"