Knight Whisperer Pillows

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Children's education

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.