
Mobile Knife Sharpening Service.
Dress your culinary hero in humor with our knife sharpener-themed t-shirts. A fun way to celebrate their sharp skills and passion for the perfect cut.
Mobile Knife Sharpening Service.
'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).
Happy Knife, Happy Wife
Joust Sharpener
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
"Lovely dovetail."
"Harry?... Is that you?"
'This will only hurt for a moment.'
"More?"
Girl on a giant pair of scissors.
Murderous Chef
"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."
"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."
A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.
Knife-thrower.
Looking Daggers
Swiss excalibur...
The Chrysler Buildinger
'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)
Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.
"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."
Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."
HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.
A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.
Circus Billy Blades
"Who's going to carve?"
Swiss Army General.
'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'
'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'
Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake
Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'
Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.
"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."
"Swallow two band aids and call me in the morning."
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for knife sharpeners—funny, practical, and designed to brighten their mornings.
Our knife sharpener pillows add humor and comfort to any kitchen or lounge area—ideal for sharpening their style and sense of humor.
Decorate their kitchen or office with our witty knife sharpener prints—stylish, fun, and a great way to celebrate their craft.