Knife Sharpener Prints

Mobile Knife Sharpening Service.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Joust Sharpener

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"More?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Murderous Chef

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Knife-thrower.

Looking Daggers

Swiss excalibur...

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Circus Billy Blades

"Who's going to carve?"

Swiss Army General.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

"Swallow two band aids and call me in the morning."