Knife Grinder Prints

The Enraged Musician

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Guitar Man.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Murderous Chef

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Swiss excalibur...

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Looking Daggers

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

"Who's going to carve?"

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.