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Swiss Army General (Has a variety of useful implements hanging from his uniform).

Swiss Army General.

Looking Daggers

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Col Pugno

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Murderous Chef

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Workaholic's Toilet

Knife-thrower.

Be the grass...

Swiss excalibur...

"They say you are a great warrior."

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

Circus Billy Blades

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"Who's going to carve?"

Swizz army knife.