Kitty Lap Seeker Pillows

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The men of your dreams

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Fisherman and cats

Online Romance

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.